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Spring has finally returned to our neck of the woods.


I love Spring time. I look forward to it more with each passing year. I usually start counting down the days right after Christmas. Winter doesn't seem that long if you do it that way.


Yesterday the temperatures were in the mid-seventies Cheap Jerseys Wholesale , so I decided to shed my jeans, put on my bathing suit and start to work on my tan.


That's when I discovered that a horrible crime had been committed sometime during the long winter.


When I looked at my reflection in the mirror I screamed like a panther.


Somebody had stolen my legs!


They had been replaced by a pair of legs that, I swear, belonged to a chicken at one time. The thighs were covered in cottage cheese and there were tiny blue and purple lines running every which way. It reminded me of a page out of a road Atlas.


I ran screaming to my hubby and he immediately began to map out our vacation on my left calf.


?These aren't my legs? I sobbed. ?I'm calling the Sheriff. Somebody broke in the house and took mine while I was asleep.?


?Now, calm down Cheap Jerseys From China ,? Hubby advised. 'they'll look fine once they're tanned.?


(The man never gets excited! I could tell him the house is burning to the ground and he would say, ?Okay, let me get my shoes on and I'll go have a look??)


?But honey, I can't walk around all summer with these lumpy, blue veined Cheap Jerseys China , chicken legs. There's no way that I am going outside until winter!?


I pulled on my ragged sweat pants and slunk away to the kitchen, feeling like a scolded dog.


My daughter would be back from the beach in the morning. I couldn't wait to tell her what had happened. I knew she would be sympathetic! She knows all about legs and how important they are. The next morning I was waiting on the porch when she drove up.


I noticed it the moment she got out of the car!


I should have known!


She was wearing a pair of Daisy Duke shorts and MY LEGS! I recognized them right away cause they were tanned and shapely and there was nary a vein in sight! And not one lump of cottage c